Does anyone else become incredibly hilarious when they’re really really tired? I get nights, often after not sleeping for 24 hours, when I get really giddy and if I’m messaging someone I notice I’m even more sarcastic or making really dark jokes. It normally annoys the hell out of them but bollocks to them. I don’t need that kind of negativity in my life.
What’s the difference between a dirty bus station and a lobster with breast implants?
One is a crusty bus station, the other is a busty crustacean.